I can't believe it! Dr Vanessa told me chocolate Easter eggs will give me the runs. That explains why I am only used to model the chocolates but never get to sink my beak into them.
All this talk about Evil Easter treats made me wonder what else could kill me. Check this long list of things that would make me to croak! Seems I can't even nibble on a nurse Camilla's sandwich for fear I might accidentally bite into a tomato. I suppose I will have to be content eating parrot pellets and stealing the occasional nut from nurse Jo's secret stash.