Baby Blog: seeks true love
Finally, a quarantine-free trans-Tasman travel bubble! The borders are open and I can travel to New Zealand to meet my true love. Regular readers would be aware I listed my name with the online dating agency OKCupid last year during the covid crisis. I met my soul mate Kea online and we have been secretly tweeting regularly. She is a New Zealand parrot and our profiles match perfectly. The tyranny of distance has kept us apart until now. I have my bags packed and a flight booked to visit next week.
I have just googled her facebook profile and this is what she looks like:
Gorgeous right? But, Wikipedia says that Keas were once killed for bounty due to concerns by the sheep-farming community that they attacked livestock, especially sheep. Considering she weighs eight times my weight I am worried I may get on her wrong side and be done for.
I'm cancelling my flight and sticking to Australia for now. It's safer!