Baby's Christmas gift list
Baby (the birdy clinic mascot)
Hi all! Well, it’s that time of year again and Christmas is approaching fast. I’ve been working on my Christmas shopping list, trying to make sure each person gets the perfect gift. Feel free to email me with any other ideas. This is what I have come up with so far…..
Dr Linda: A brand new i-phone with a “personal assistant” app that I have tampered with. I can’t wait to see the chaos that ensues when she keeps missing all her important meetings and deadlines!
Dr Brad: A beautiful book on bird watching – his total indifference to me and my vocal talents is disgusting! I don’t know how I have tolerated it for so long
Dr Vanessa: Rat baits (disguised as Christmas cake). My aim is that she feeds it to her pet rats, but quite frankly, I’m still convinced that I was the victim of arsenic poisoning and would be quite pleased if she ate the cake herself!
Nurse Jo: Protein bliss Christmas balls that I have secretly infused with carbs and sugar to really stuff up her diet. Her “holier than thou” nutritional plan is starting to get my goat!!
Nurse Camilla: A beautiful pair of red leather gloves. This will make her think she is safe to handle me with her hands protected and the red will hide the blood stains from my bites beautifully.
Nurse Bec: A big new aviary so that she can take me home and live with her where I will be spoilt rotten for the rest of my life.