Hello all! Just a short message this month to let you know I have been on my best behaviour for polite pets month. I have not done a poo on the microscope cover once. I have not bitten anyone. I have not chewed up important paperwork belonging to Dr Linda. Sorry if this has been a boring entry – but being good is boring! Next month, I’ll be back up to my old tricks and will have plenty of saucy stories for you. Until then it’s gold medal manners!!!!

Note from editor: We are keeping regular checks on Baby to make sure his halo doesn't slip around his neck and choke him.

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